Buzzwords

Ahead of the Duck (cat OBD-BUZ-DUCK)

image reads: 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY The event of the horizon is upon us. So let's socialise the idea with some 360 degree thinking outside of the box. We'll be shooting ahead of the duck on this one!'

Beaconicity (cat OBD-BUZ-BEA)

image reads: 'Your BIRTHDAY proposals have been sanctioned by the best practice ambassador and endorsed by the in-house network of visionary support evangelists. Congratulations, you have been flagged as a predictor of beaconicity!'

Early Bird IT (cat OBD-BUZ-BIRD)

image reads: 'Quit multi-tasking, it's your BIRTHDAY So let's group think and exit strategy, early-bird it and potentialize some collaborative criminal stupidity!'

Harsh your Mellow (cat OBD-BUZ-HARSH)

image reads: 'I'm SUPER SORRY I didn't mean to Harsh your Mellow'

Hush my Puppies (cat OBD-BUZ-PUP)

image reads: 'Well Hush my Puppies CONGRATULATIONS You are the Alpha Dog'

Mandatory Fun (cat OBD-BUZ-MAND)

image reads: 'Hey Team Player, thought I'd reach out and touch base as I got a heads up that it's YOUR BIRTHDAY So let's calendarize, get some valuable face-time and have some mandatory fun. Ciao!'

Disambiguate the Guesstimates (cat OBD-BUZ-GUESS)

image reads: 'It's been conversately communicated that it's your BIRTHDAY So let's disambiguate the guesstimates and featurize the critical path toward tomfoolery and hijinks'

Betamaxed (cat OBD-BUZ-BETA)

image reads: 'The Company's in negative growth and YOU'RE LEAVING Management have you greyed-out, discluded and offline. You have been Betamaxed'